Go to Top worse than nicotine

moviesludge:

RIP in peace all the nsfw posts

lumnch:

lumnch:

lumnch:

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

In honor of this post reaching 100,000 notes my nips are now banned from Tumblr

This is what they saw, all that time ago, like a cat before a storm

zombieland-userboxes:

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This user is pro tits and anti nazi

ravingliberal:

theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

Happy Christmas Adam, y’all. 

So, update on Memphis (the baby I announced near Thanksgiving).

Even with the two different forms of genetic testing they’ve done, all the results are still inconclusive. The most they’ve been able to tell me, that we know for sure, is that she won’t have spinal issues and 8 out of 9 are normal female chromosomes, with one having an extra 13th chromosome. Also, she’s going to be special needs, no ifs ands or buts about it.

It’s not pretty, but it is what it is and there’s not a lot we can do but monitor the situation and go from there.

  • i-am-a-fish:

    SKELETONS AND GHOSTS AND GHOULS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO ENJOY THE WINTER HOLDAYS TOO.

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    Originally posted by ignitetheliight

    back-that-sass-up:

    thedoctorsawkwardhufflepuff:

    What really bothers me is that staff thinks it needs to make this site “safe for children” like have you seen this place? Get rid of the pedophiles and child porn by all means please, make it safe for teens sure, but no 9 year old should be using tumblr so I think you’re in the clear there. I don’t get it like what did staff just wake up one morning, and look at this site like

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    “…Hmm…”

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    GREAT USE OF JOHN MULANEY REFERENCE

    GOOD JOB OP

    voidbat:

    cumaeansibyl:

    iwishyouwouid:

    hey

    guess what

    you’re so close to surviving 2018

    you can make it

    i’m so proud that you’re still here

    keep going buddy

    i love you

    the world hasn’t killed us yet and it’s gonna regret that

    this is honestly the most uplifting and hopeful thing i have read regarding my continued existence.